dear ____,love luis

dear nutley police officer who pulled me over,

You noticed i was on my phone and rightfully pulled me over. I was scared shitless because:

a) i was still high from a previous smoking venture

b) i didn’t have my most recent insurance card in the glove compartment

c) i had an ounce of marijuana in my trunk.

 Thank you for letting me off with a warning, even after you saw I didn’t have my most recent insurance card. All my friends talk a lot of trash about cops, but they are obviously mistaken. Your kind deed saved my life. Thanks.

You Are The Best,

Luis 

dear mailman,

just about every weekday you stroll into the office with a smile on your face while hard at work and give me a nice greeting and go on about your day. thank you for delivering the mail with a smile, it quite often makes my day better. i hope the number of days you deliver the mail without smiling is kept to a minimum, for both of us.

Stay Smiling,

Luis